- L : "Actually, I think Yagami Soichiro is the real Kira."
- L : (to Light) "You're my first
- L : "I don't know anything. Why don't you ask Watari?"
- L : (On the phone talking to Watari) "Yes, get me some sour plums. No, forget the strawberry cake. No, I am not pregnant."
- L: "I am L... Lawliet"
Light: "Could you spell that, please?"
- L: "No thank you, I think I have had enough sugar for one day, I am trying to watch my diet. Go greens!!"
- Near: "I just want clothes for Christmas."
- Near: "Does my hair make me look older?"
- Mello: "Near, you're the best. I was stupid to think I could beat you."
- Misa: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
- Mello: "If I keep picking this scab on my face, it will never heal!"
All: "Bug me on Facebook."
Matt: "Nintendo sucks"
Mello: "I hate chocolate"
Near: "I hate toys"
L: "I hate cake"
Light: "I hate potato chips"
Matsuda: "I'm a genius!"
Aizawa: "Matsuda is a genius"
Ide: "I am such an important character"
Soichiro: "I hate my job"
Sayu: "I know all about math"
Misa: "Light is evil"
Ryuk: "Mommy I'm scared!"
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Keep the fun going! :D