Pairing/Characters: Sachiko, Soichiro, L, Light, Matsuda [Sayu mentioned].
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/R. Sex.
Summary: Hamlet, retold in a Death Note world. Very condensed and very shortened. Sachiko wants a new husband but things don't really go the way she planned.
Length: 2340 words.
Author's Notes: This is the weirdest thing I've ever wrote. I wanted to write something crack for a change but this was just OTT. REALLY OTT. See what you guys think, this is one I need comments on because... I have no idea. Comment so I can improve! lol